I want to own a house and have a garden in the back and a fruit tree in front and I want to tell the neighborhood kids that they can come pick the fruits when they want as long as they leave some for others, and I want to host dinners for friends and make too much food and make everyone go home with some leftovers, and I want to grow vegetables in my garden and beg my neighbors to take all this zucchini off my hands or I’ll have to eat zucchini for every meal for the next few months, and I want to give and feed and love but I need more goddamn money first
If this post gets 1k notes I’ll start a vegetable garden in my tiny apartment balcony
Pretend all ingredients are at your finger tips - if someone asked you to please cook a potato dish for a gathering RIGHT NOW what are you automatically gonna be cooking
people think ‘no children’ by the mountain goats is exclusively about a bitter divorce but i think a compelling reading is the relationship between you and your randomly assigned project partner in a college class
like it’s due tomorrow and you haven’t added your part to the doc or replied to my texts for a week. i do hope you die. i hope we both die.
honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i’ve dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.
for sale:
two graves,
never filled by the guy i wanted revenge on, and also me,
it’s just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.
oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!
